1. Christchurch Airport:
Once landing in New Zealand and screaming of happiness to see the third soulmate Dana...I realized I was freezing cold. We had the pleasure of sleeping at the airport because the city has no where for us to stay and it was pointless spending money. The night began with story time where Dana decided to play her favorite game..Homewrecking! As we listened....I was preparing to buy food and take a shower. I did neither, instead I tried to fall asleep on a hard floor, with no blankets or pillow. As I slept for 5 minutes...I woke up to incoming flights where the asian community decided to bring all there noodle cups and open them at the same time. It was great fun (sarcasm is kicking in). I ended up just getting my clothes and running to a hot shower. I will give a lot of credit to that airport because the showers are great! They were even better than my hostel ones...(I will get to that later). I went to buy breakfast and to my surprise their cafe was the BEST EVER! I literally almost did not care I had to sleep on the "concrete" floor of that place!
I am going to talk about the airport on the way back because I had to sleep over once again. It was great with the food again...but Brokeback Mountain is probably not an appropriate movie to be playing at the airport.
-You are probably wondering if I saw any of the earthquake through the city...I did. But the intense stuff was hidden behind gates. My thoughts and prayers do go out to those who lost family members...
2. Day one/ Base Hostel
I was ready and excited to go to a real bed after an uncomfortable ride on the bus. Once we walked in, we were in hopes of having great roommates in a 8 bedroom dorm. We walked in and saw cute guys...so we were a bit enthusiatic....and we thought the two other girls were the bitches because they did not talk much. To our surprise....we were completely wrong! Our 3 boy roommates were from Sweden (which by the way after that experience they made me hate that country) and they decided to start our encounter by insulting Canadian people...meaning...Kate and Dana! After a second try at the club where I tried to be nice (I was also a bit hammered) they decided later that night to bring girls home. I forgot to mention all three had bottom bunks and we were all on the top! I fortunately was drunk enough to sleep through the moans and shaking of beds the first night. Yes...I said...the first night! The one swedish boy sleeping under Kate decided to bring a girl home everynight! I was not fortunate enough to sleep through the next two nights! But to my surprise we had a Saint! Jen! She was our other girl roommate who decided to speak up in her wonderful English accent and tell them to "hurry up" or "shut the hell up!"
After her great help, all us girls actually had Girl Power haha
I do have to talk to about this hostel because people may read this and possibly stay there! lol The place is great and they help you a lot if you have questions of how to get around and etc. The internet is expensive but the worst part about this place...are...the showers!!!! Dana took the first shower and after she told me that I will want to sock myself everytime the water stopped. If that really happened..I would be in the hospital...thats all
Day 2
This day we had nothing planned so we decided to go up the Skyline and Luge down some scenery. As we were at the top Kate decided to make a joke about hating me because I am from America to a Texan Couple. That was definitely the highlight of my day! We also ate a Fergburger...HUGE BURGERS! We had some time to go to an Ice Bar called Minus 5...and last but not least...we Parasailed. The parasailing was fun as we got to do a tangem and we sailed with some guy named Rock and SQUID (he is the important one) along with their two cute dogs. Oh Squid...mind you...he is 27 with that name lol. Squidard was chatting with us and convincing us that we should strip for his bachelor for 300dollars. Instead we told him to hit the bar crawl we were attending the following day! It was a nice day...
Day 3
Bungy Jump and Pub Crawl
We decided to keep the night before calm because we had to get ready to jump off of a bridge the following day! Yay (me shaking). Kate and Dana had discovered that we could possibly jump all three! BUT Dana wanted her pictures to look cool and she wanted to do it alone. ha ( she is going to kill me for writing that down) So me and Kate decided we were jumping together because I was literally going to vomit or pee my pants if i had to do it alone. Finally it was the day to jump and Dana was having second thoughts about her decision. As we got off the bus and closer to the jumping point she no longer wanted to do it alone. We asked the man who was very critical of our many questions if we could jump all together. He said no. So Dana was set to sail free on her own adventures jump.
Needless to say, Dana was freaking out and taking forever to jump because she started crying....I was trying to remember why I agreed to this in the first place. When it was mine and Kate's turn...lets just say..I had a strong grip on her sweatshirt.
PS. Its NOT free if you want to jump Naked
Next up is the best night ever!!! Well for stories anyways.
I will not go into detail as some things should never be repeated and I will not say who did what or in what order....
1. MANY MANY MANY SHOTS AND FREE DRINKS
2. WATER BOTTLE STOLEN
3. SEX WITH SQUID ON BEACH
4. MAKE OUT SESH ON DANCE FLOOR
5.GUY WEARING DANA'S EXTENSIONS
6. ONION RING FEST
7. BACHELOR WEARING KITTEN OUTFIT
8. POLE DANCING
9. BACHELOR TAKING BODY SHOTS
10. LOST CAMERA :(
11. ANNOYING OUR GUY ROOMMATES
12. SLIPPING INTO JELLY POOL
13. MEETING SOME GIRL NAMED KITTY KAT (SHE WAS GREAT)
14. BEING A COMPLETE MESS!
TILL NEXT TIME...
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