Sydney!

Get ready people! These blogs will have a lot of information because so much went on that my brain cant even handle!!!! So...I will have to make one of my famous list!!

1. Mardi Gras!
I decided to head to Sydney for the Mardi Gras parade. If you live anywhere but in Australia, you would think it's a party with beads, masks, and crazy outfits. You would be correct about all and add on the Fabolous GAYS!!!! The streets are blocked off early in the day and over half a million people are walking around, drinking, dancing, and taking pictures. Now in my usual customs, parades happen in the day...but Mardi Gras is all about the night time glory. The parade is filled with every gender dressed in god knows what and people shoving to get a look at the tranny whipping her carriage! My experience was probably not the greatest because I was shoving through people just to get a small look at the parade. Once I found my way into a gap with Kate, we found out that there is a reason for that gap. There was an insufferable man who would not stop trying to touch me and Kate, and at one point he decided to throw something in my mouth. Never in my life did I think I would have to tell someone...and i quote..."I dont like boys, and I dont like to drink" ha! Well in the end pub crawling made the rest of the night! Oh George Street how you treat me so great! lol

2. Featherdale

Besides my horrible experience at Mardi Gras, my Sydney Experience was the greatest. I was toured around by one of the greatest friends, Jess! Also I got to stay with her wonderful parents who made the best food! I definitely loved it! and miss it! haha...Anyways, Jess put her bird fear aside and took me and Kate to Featherdale, where you can pet Kangaroos and Koala's. I could not be more excited because the place is small, cheap, and worth every penny. I was excited and cheery while Kate's interpretation of anything exciting is "OMG a KOALA...I AM GOING TO SHIT MY PANTS" 

3. Sydney Tour Bus

We had a couple days to spare in Sydney, so what better thing to do than be a complete tourist and get on a double decker bus! I did the Sydney and Bondi tour, where me and Kate were probably the youngest people on every bus...The old couples probably thought WE were a couple! YIKES ha. We roamed around the whole city and also towards Bondi Beach! I do have to say I looooove that beach and the views are amazing. Go THERE if you ever have a chance. We  stopped at the Australian Museum, saw Kings Cross about 50 times, Chinatown, Opera House...and oh I completely forgot! Jess took us on a rivercat! haha (ferry) and also to the best Pancake Place in the world!!! I almost shit my pants looking at the food! haha. Anyways, although the Bus may be the most touristy thing one can do! I am definitely doing it AGAIN! We ended up using it again without pay! WHoooHoo! I could go into detail about each place and blah blah but I will just post pictures!

PS. We also went to Luna Park...I wouldn't go there if you can't handle Clowns!

next will be New ZEALAND..stay tuned..